Hey.

beachbunnie68x @ 2009-11-08T22:52:00

2009-11-09T04:19:28Z

Your last ex finds out you've fallen in love with another person?
I've been in love with the same person for a long time.

Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
Yeah, probably.

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
I always go out in public in yoga pants. Of course.

Is there a member of the opposite sex on your mind?
He's sitting next to me eating gummy bears and watching mad men.

How do you sleep? On your stomach, back, side, etc?
all of the above.

Would it hurt seeing the person you last kissed kissing someone else?
Considering its Devon, yes, I'd be quite up-taught.

Could you ever be friends with the person who hurt you most in life?
Ew. No.

Have you ever been out past curfew?
I dont have a curfew.

Your best friend tells you, "you have a drug problem", you say?
of what? albuterol?

Which would be more meaningful to you: I love you a lot, I love you so much?
its all the same at this point. Buy me a puppy.

What does your favorite pillow look like?
One is pink, one is white, one is a hello kitty body pillow and one says "om nom."

Do you own a lighter?
Yes.

How often do you lose your voice?
Sometimes.

Do you like wearing shoes? Or prefer to go barefoot?
Where am I going?

Would you rather grow old with someone or be single forever?
I dont want to be left alone.

If you rented an apartment, would you rather be on the top or bottom floor?
top.

Do you have any weird things in your room?
Devon, Anna and Steph.

Ever know anyone whose house burned down?
Nope.

Do you wear the hood on your hoodie a lot?
Sometimes.

Do you drink coffee?
Eh. Not really any more at all.

What was the last movie you watched?
Say Anything. Devon was trying to get lucky and gave me a back rub. I fell asleep face down.

Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
Maybe?

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoo?
Eh. Maybe.

Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
Oh, everytime I look at my pookie-snookie adorable bear-face.

Ever smoked out of a bowl?
Never ever.

What was the first thing you did this morning?
Got smacked in the head because devon thought a spider was crawling up his arm. He was dreaming.

How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?
They'd get over it if they knew I had one.

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
Devon was drinking wine by himself last night. He did a funny dance in his boxer briefs.

Do you give out second chances way to easily?
Maybe?

What has been the best thing about your day so far?
Hmm. Probably seeing the "How do you via?" sign at starbucks. One of the posts says, "I via while I'm working at starbucks and hating my job."

When you bend over to the front, can you touch your toes?
Yes.

Where did you meet the last female you texted?
Steph.

What is the last thing you did before bed last night?
Got a back massage.

Is it possible to be single and happy?
Sure.

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?
Sure.

Have you ever hooked up with someone to make someone else jealous?
Nope.

Think of the last person you said I love you to, did you mean it?
Yes.

Do you like to wear jeans?
I don't like to wear pants, but I guess if I have to.

It's 4 in the morning, your phone rings, who is it?
Steph.

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
No. He's feeding me gummy bears.

Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
Maybe on a commercial break or something.

Have you had sex in the last 12 hours?
Yup.

Are you dating the last person you texted?
Nope.

Anything good happening today?
Eh.

What's wrong with you right now?
I don't feel well.

Have you ever felt like someone of the opposite sex truly cared about you?
Sure.

If you could move somewhere else, where would it be?
Somewhere that doesn't smell of urine and isn't gray colored all the time.

Do you drink tea?
yes.

Do you have strange dreams
sometimes.

What's on your wrists right now?
bracelets.

Last time you saw fireworks, with who & where?
This one time in Connecticut.

Who was the last person that could tell something was wrong with you?
Everyone?

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
I always want to punch everyone in the face.

Were you happy when you woke up today?
No, I got hit in the face.

Have you ever felt like you literally needed someone?
Sure. I need Brody.

Relationships or one night stands?
Relationships.

Ever asked a girl for advice?
Bitches ain't shit.

Can you unhook a bra?
No. I just leave this one on all the time.

Do you know someone who is CONSTANTLY texting? Does that annoy you?
Yes and sort of.

What do you currently hear right now?
Mad Men. Chewing. Y'all are so wack.

Do you believe that it is best to have a friendship first then love?
Eh.

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
Brody. Oh yeah.

Did you kiss or hug anyone in the last 48 hours?
Yes.

Are you happy with the choices you've made?
Sure, with the outcome I have now.

Who was the last person you high-fived?
I dunno.

Have you done anything sneaky lately?
I'm always sneaky.

Have you smoked a cigarette today?
Nope.

What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
A cookie.

Where was your profile picture taken?
Dorm room.

Can you play Guitar Hero?
Nope.

Name someone who made you laugh today.
I'm an emo kid. I don't laugh.

How late did you stay up last night and why?
I don't know I passed out.

Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Yeah. I didn't know it was fireworks. It was so stupid.

beachbunnie68x @ 2009-10-06T02:26:00

2009-10-06T06:26:07Z

I've been sick for, like, ever. I'm stuck in a rut with my new job and I sleep all the time. Luckily, my loving boyfriend will take care of me tomorrow night. Hopefully the job gets better and my classes get better and I don't feel as if I am steadily declining into the metaphorical hole.

self promotion.

2009-09-25T06:17:26Z

http://someonestilllovesyouemilysoper.tumblr.com/

it's new. I will be commenting on anything and everything. More rants and less personal issues/vague ramblings that "you're so vain you probably think this livejournal entry is about you."
livejournal will still be my go-to for whining. I'll always be an emo kid. I needed something new to get bloggy in due to the embarrassing content that exists in the early years of this livejournal and the username. However, I cannot not have my livejournal so I am separating my analytical entries with my whiny/I'm sad cryptic journal entries.

Speak now or forever hold your peace. Also, if you want me to give you some shitty advice in my new blog, leave a comment or email me- emilysoper@yahoo.com .

you're my picture on the wall, you're my vision in the hall.

2009-09-11T05:22:04Z

I just want to fast forward to a time where I don't sit up all night writing paper (playing facebook applications) and when I have a french bull dog, shop at whole foods, and make adorable home cooked meals with my web designer boyfriend.

beachbunnie68x @ 2009-09-09T00:09:00

2009-09-09T04:11:00Z

In my life, I love you more.

quote throwbacks.

2009-09-06T13:21:12Z

Quotes I have saved in my phone from the past.

Emily: "But he didn't even like it before! He made fun of it!"
Joey: "Do you think crackheads think highly of crack before they start using everyday?!"
-Joey Klatzko on World of Warcraft. 8/09

"Do you really think Devon will protect you from a crazed psycho wielding a knife?!"
-Erin Snyder on how I'm going to get mugged and someone is going to ruin my cake. 4/09

"Don't get startled. There's a man on the porch. He's my friend."
-Kenneth Molfetta on visitors. (7/08?)

"They're clean. My dad used one... and tweeted about it."
-Devon Ohrt on NYC public restroom pods... and his father's addiction. 9/09

beachbunnie68x @ 2009-09-06T08:55:00

2009-09-06T13:12:43Z

I've become rather boring.
You see, livejournal, nature is weird. At one point in the relationship I currently uphold, Devon and I would discuss our preferences in baby items (it's hard not to when my homegirl, KimRooney, had pcake) and Devon would FREAK THE FUCK OUT. It was rather humorous really.
Now, I'm not saying I wanna have a baby. It's not like "MY NAME IS VICTORIA. I'M 15 YEARS OLD AND I DON'T CARE WHAT MY MOMMA SAYS I'M GONNA HAVE A BABY." However, once one has been in a stable relationship and boinking on a consistent basis for at least 6 months, it feels as if talking about future plans is necessary. It doesn't really help that Kim shoves Jude at Devon whenever he comes to the island. At first, Devon was hesitant. He did not want to hold a baby. Now, when we see Kim, all he wants to do is hold Jude.
Yesterday, we went to Rice for dinner. There was an adorable baby seated next to us and all we did was stare at it. It would be frightening if it was just me who had this jealousy towards people with babies, but I'm almost positive its Devon, too. He started posting baby items ON MY FACEBOOK WALL because he was "looking for things for poundcake."
In conclusion, my biological clock is probably ticking, 'cause, ya know, people started poppin' out kids pretty early up until recently, ad still some (not-so smart) people pop kids out early and then proceed to have no life.
When I decide to watch nothing but HGTV and Soap Operas, and define fun as a weekend trip to a Vermont b&b, then I'll start poppin' out some kids. I ain't raisin' no kid in O'Hare Hall or better yet, The George Washington. Besides, I need Poundcake to be old enough to be able to babysit.
S'later.

beachbunnie68x @ 2009-09-02T12:58:00

2009-09-02T17:05:12Z

I haven't had anything to whine about but today I start whining again. Looking for jobs sucks. I quit starbucks because that made me want to gouge out my eyes with the spoodle (see: spoon/ladle hybrid used to scoop coffee.)
I am considering the following:
1. Dye my hair and become a suicidegirl
2. Become a homeless person on fordham rd.
3. Sell my ovum on the black market (if I was 21 I could sell my ovum at 8,000 per egg per month, 96,000 per year 288,000 if I continued for 6 years.)
4. Killing myself.

The people I talk to think it will be fine because they have something to fall back and cannot see MY FAMILY NOR MYSELF HAS ANY MONEY WHATSOEVER. I CANNOT DO UNPAID INTERNSHIPS. I WILL BE POOR FOR THE NEXT 8 MILLION YEARS. THE END.

beachbunnie68x @ 2009-08-25T00:14:00

2009-08-25T04:16:28Z

see more dog and puppy pictures

beachbunnie68x @ 2009-08-21T10:55:00

2009-08-21T14:58:12Z

Work Day off! Lynne and Julia! The Good Steer! Work Work Starbucks Pizza and Bowling Party! Work Work Work Shop For Pants Back To The BX.

I'm almost there.

beachbunnie68x @ 2009-08-19T23:35:00

2009-08-20T03:37:53Z

If only my life was as romantic as Fuck Yeah! Ryan Gosling.

beachbunnie68x @ 2009-08-19T20:34:00

2009-08-20T00:36:29Z

and I knew that you meant it.
that you meant it.

beachbunnie68x @ 2009-08-16T00:19:00

2009-08-16T04:27:24Z

You know you've gotten boring and settled down once you start watching HGTV on one's own accord.

It's not that I'm less angsty, livejournal. It's just that I have someone to whine at. Plus, the birth control I'm on makes me very unhappy at night and all I want to do is be depressed about the weight gain from the pills and play nintendo ds. But hey, my tits look huge.
I go back to school soon and it will be fantastic. My room is awesome and everything will be peachy. I will no longer work for starbucks. In fact, I have 12 days left.
I'm going into the city wednesday to meet Anna, apply at Ricky's and see Ponyo.
I'm going to go to sleep. S'later.

Too lazy to write actual entries.

2009-08-03T22:25:48Z

Do you have any condoms in your room?
Lol. I have one NYC condom that Erin had given to me.

Do you think the last guy/girl you kissed cares about you?
Maybe slightly.

Who is the first person you would call if you needed help?
Probably Neil, Cregan or Erin. Then maybe my Mom or Brooks or Devon. It depends on where I am at said emergency.

How far away is the last person you kissed?
3.25 hours if by ferry, about 4.75 if by train.

Who was the first person to break your heart?
Eh.

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
Not really. Devon plays video games, eats chip sandwiches and watches comedy central. That's about it.

Are there certain things that can't be joked about with you?
Sure.

Are you keeping a secret right now?
Probably.

What if you had a baby with the last person you texted?
My last message was an at&t free message.

Is your hair longer than your shoulders?
Now it is.

Do you think your most recent ex will ever want to be with you again?
I'd rather poke myself in the eye repeatedly.

Do you think it is disgusting for guys to drink alcohol and get drunk?
No. All of my friends are drunks.

If you ended up in jail, who would be next to you?
Probably Devon in the event that he's posting bills where one should post no bills while I watch for cops and eat twizzlers. Or just me by myself for peeing in places I shouldnt pee.

Who did you last go out to eat with?
Devon and I went to a diner in the woods.

What was the last thing you spent money on?
Uhh. A dunkin donuts iced coffee. What? I'm done with starbucks in like 3 weeks.

When's the last time you fell asleep watching a movie?
I have no idea.

What's on your mind?
I ate too much.

Are you counting down for anything?
FORDHAM.

Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
"No I'm fine nothing's wrong."
"You're going to cry, something is wrong."
"No I'm not.... WORD VOMIT."

Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
I don't fucking know.

What do you regret most this month?
Eating too much.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
Whatever, survey.

Honestly, does your crush like you?
Probs not.

Where is the boy you love most?
East Bumblefuck, CT.

Last person you hugged?
Brody.

Today, would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?
FORWARD. Or at least forward to wednesday.

What are you looking forward to right now?
FORDHAM. Going back to NYC and getting a job that isnt starbucks.

Do you remember your dreams?
nope.

How many piercings have you had?
7.

What are your favorite colors?
Green, Red.

When is your birthday?
June 8th.

Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
No, never.

Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?
In a tent? In Devon's bed whilst Devon slept on the couch? lol.

Do you like to read books?
Love Books.

How many siblings do you have?
Je suis une fille unique.

Do you know how to swim?
No.

Are any of your friends taller than you?
Sure.

Are you wearing any make up right now?
No.

When was the last time you laughed really hard?
Yesterday, at Jane and Brooks.

Have you ever gotten alcohol poisoning?
No.

What color did you last paint your nails?
I havent had a manicure in three years. I will get one after I'm done with Starbucks.

What would you do if a mouse ran across the floor right now?
Hi little mouse? Would you like to climb the ladder I made out of dixie cups and peanut butter and fall into the little waste bin so I can bring you outside?

What is the last song you listened to?
Lola- The Kinks.

When's the last time you studied?
I dunno.

Has anyone ever called you a slut?
Sure.I don't think they were serious. Everyone knows I'm completely wholesome. lol.

What color underwear are you wearing?
Argyle. I'm serious.

Has anyone ever asked what color your underwear is (besides on a survey) ?
Sure.
"What underwear are you wearing?"
"The yellow ones?"
"You wore those wednesday! eww!!"
"I washed them! (lies)."

Where did your last kiss take place?
Bridegport, CT yesterday.

What about the one before that?
Uhh, Car?

Do you personally know anyone that is in a band?
I WANT A MOTHERFUCKING HAIRCUT SET.

What color shirt are you wearing?
White.

Do you regret kissing anyone?
Sure.

Do you regret not kissing someone?
Eh.

Have you ever cussed someone out in front of their parents?
No. I don't believe I've ever cussed someone out before.

Would you fall apart if the person you loved walked out of your life?
Probs. He's not going anywhere.

When's the last time you said you were fine, but really weren't?
I don't know, lots of times.

Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
Sure.

Do you laugh a lot?
Sometimes.

Do you believe in karma?
I hope so.

Last person you told a secret to?
Probs Erin.

How many true friends do you have?
I have a lot of friends. I didn't think I did, but I do.

Were you happy when you woke up this morning?
No. I thought I was late for open.

Is your room ever clean?
Sometimes.

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
No.

Anyone you were good friends with, that you no longer get along with?
Sure. Tons of people.

Have you ever liked someone older than you?
Sure. I used to be a jailbait whore. Now, Devon is only one year and two months older than I.

Do you trust all of your friends?
For the most part.

Could you cry right now?
Not really.

Do you know your best friend's middle name?
Let's see, there's Kristen Ariana, Mariah Claire, Michelle Patricia, Neil Patrick Chaudhry lol, Erin Nicole, I don't know Cregan's, Kimberly Ann Rooney, Don't know Anna or Liz or Ashley. Devon's is Jarrett. Don't know Gill's, Don't know Scarlet's, Jude's middle name is Christopher.

How many people have you had strong feelings for this year?
Devon! nom nom nom.

When was the last time you changed in front of someone?
Yesterday.

What are you thinking of doing right now?
Play animal crossing.

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Eh.

Do you like being kissed spontaneously or asked?
Spontaneously.

Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
Eh. Maybe slightly.

Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
I got a bunch of those.

Your last ex falls in love with another person.
She is probably a tranny.

Do you hate when people call you when you're sleeping?
Eh. Depends on if it's juicy gossip or not.

What is on your bed right now?
Remote, bedding, Ampersand, Ralphie, Norman, Nintendo DS.

Do you have a tan?
LOL.

Do you use smiley faces on the computer alot?
Eh. Not so much.

What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Katie Elks!

What is your birthstone?
Pearl.

Do you have a dog?
Brof! and Gracey. And Lucy. Sort of.

Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
I ate so much!!!

Last song listened to?
THE KINKS I TOLD YOU THIS!!!

Think you'll grow up to be a good parent?
I'm the good cop.

Who was the last person's voice you heard?
Jane screaming to me about how Brooks was crying while he watched Juno.

Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
Sure.

Do you own skinny jeans?
I have an ass so they look ridic.

Are you someone who worries too much?
Yup.

Are your nails long or short?
Short.

Is there anyone in your life that you care about more than yourself?
Basically everyone.

When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
YESTERDAY.

What is on your wrists right now?
25 cent bracelet.

Do you straighten your hair often?
Not really I think the last time I straightened my hair was my first date with Devon. So that should answer that.

Do you think you'll have the same best friend a year from now?
Sure. I got lots.

If you were to end up in jail, who would come pick you up?
Brooks.

Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
Mommy.

Do you believe in love?
Touuuccchhhiinnnggg yooooouuuu. Toooouuuccchhhhiiinnnggg me. I believe in a thing called warm delights.

Do you miss your ex?
Nope.

Who annoys you alot?
Tons of people, starbucks customers, starbucks, the new brewing way, not being able to loaf all day.

What's your favorite thing to do?
Watch Bridezillas on WE.

Do you miss anyone, honestly?
Yup.

Did you kiss anyone on your last birthday?
Sure.

Do you love that person now?
Yup. I did then too.

When do you see that person?
A few days every week maybe, if not videochat.

What are you feeling right now?
I ATE TOO MUCH.

Are you excited for anything?
FORDHAM I SAID THIS FORTY TIMES>

If you could change one thing about the past what would it be?
Nothin'.

Who is the last person on your mind before you go to bed?
Tom Selleck.

What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
Tom Selleck.

What do you want to accomplish within 2 months?
Get a fucking job, you lazy ass motherfucker.

beachbunnie68x @ 2009-07-29T09:42:00

2009-07-29T14:14:00Z

Say you marry the last person you texted, what's your new last name?
Bialek.

When's the last time you fell asleep watching a movie?
I have no idea. I felt sleepy durin star trek.

What's the last thing you laughed really hard over?
Poundcake and I were having a mighty fine time yesterday, and since I am now an adult I find babies to be HYSTERICAL.

What was the last drink you had?
Water.

Who called you first this morning?
Liz called like 15 minutes ago to tell me about Drake might having to use a wheel chair on stage when he performs with Lil Wayne. Just like Jimmy Brooks.

Last night, did you go to sleep smiling?
Maybe?

Any summer plans for 2009?
Starbucks, duh. And I'm going camping this weekend.

How long can you go without your phone?
I feel naked without it.

Were you happy when you woke up today?
Eh.

Are you missing someone?
Yes, however I will see them shortly. And I will see other people I miss in like a month.

If you could go back in time, how far back would you go?.
I'm not going back in time. I'm finally happy. I ain't gonna tamper with shit.

Have you ever quoted a line from a movie?
never.

If there were no letters on the keys on your keyboard could you still type?
yes, probably.

Do you have a bad temper?
Not unless I'm playing nintendo DS.

What is one thing you spend way too much money on?
I don't even know where my money goes.

Do you believe that there's good in everybody?
Nope. Some people are scum of the earth.

Anything you're currently looking forward to?
Camping this weekend. Going back to school. NOT WORKING AT STARBUCKS ANYMORE!!!1!!

Do you wish you were anywhere else now?
I'd rather be mini-golfing.

What kind of shirt are you wearing?
It has apples on it.

Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Nope.

Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Yes. Sometimes I don't. Devon yells at me.

Do you get mad easily?
Sometimes.

What woke you up this morning?
My alarm.

In the past week have you cried?
Maybe? I don't remember.

Has anyone ever told you that you had pretty eyes?
Yes.

What did you do yesterday?
Worked. Ate panera with michelle. Got tattoos with Kim. Help Grammy set up a dvd player so she could watch Grease.

Are you currently frustrated with a boy/girl?
No, it's pretty rad.

104 SECRETS:
1. Name – That's a secret?
2. Birthday – June 8th.
4. Tall or short – Tallish?
5. Male or female – Female.
6. Elementary – We'll surely miss you dear old Bellerose, we'll always hold you in our hearts!
7. Middle – Northport
8. High school - Northport
9. Eye color – Hazel
10. Hair color- Reddish now.
17. Do you have a crush on someone – Devon and I are practically middle aged and married. So, no.
19. Piercings – Ears- 5, Navel, Nose.
20. Tattoos – A heart on my rib.
21. Righty or lefty – Righty.

FIRSTS:
22. First surgery – Oral surgery!
23. First piercings –I was 10 or 11.
24. First best friend – SCARLET MEYER!!!
26. First sport -Ballet? I played Basketball.
27. First pet – GUS!
30. First crush – My whole life is a series of crushes.

CURRENTLY:
49. Eating – Nips.
51. I'm about to – Play starfy.
52. Listening to – How you livin' Biggie Smalls?
53. Waiting for – Not really anything? Devon to wake up so I can bother him? Me to not be lazy and go buy hot dogs so Joey, Danny and I can have a hot dog dinner?
54. Wearing – No pants.
55. Want kids - "Oh, we didn't tell you, Devon? Kim and I actually have one of those baby pacts... sooo... yeah."
56. Want to get married - Sure.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE GENDER:
68. Lips or eyes – I'd prefer them to have both.
69. Hugs or kisses - Depends.
70. Shorter or taller – Taller.
71. Tan skinned or dont matter – DO NOT WANT fake tanned boy.
72. Romantic or spontaneous – I guess both.
73. Dark or light hair – I dont care. Darker?
74. Muscular or normal? – I go for skinny guys. Look at Dev, he's tiny. But, broad shouldered so he doesnt look like he's 12.

HAVE YOU EVER:
77. Kissed a stranger – no. strangers have kissed me though.
81. Went to Rehab – I said no. no. no.
82. Broken someones heart -Probs not. Unless maybe if you're Drew Vanderwinckel. I'm sorry about what I did to you in the ninth grade, Drew.
83. Turned someone down – Sure. Tons o' times.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
87. Miracles – I'm not sure.
90. Perfect first date – haha no.
91. Angels – eh.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
92. Is there one or more people you want to be with right now? – yes.
93. If you could bring back someone that died, would you? – probs. Gus was pretty awesome.

LAST:
95. Text message - Anna.
96. Received call - Liz O'Brien.
97. Call made - Grammy.
99. Missed call – Devon.

Q - Been taken home by cops?
A – nope.

Q - Do you like someone?
A - No, I hate everyone.

Q - Held a snake?
A – you're dirty.

Q - Been suspended from school?
A - Nope.

Q - Been fired from a job?
A - Nope.

Q - Sang karaoke?
A - Only in Michelle's basement.

Q - Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
A - Hells yeah.

Q - Laughed until you started crying?
A – Yes.

Q - Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
A – Sure.

Q - Sang in the shower?
A - Yes.

Q - Sat on a roof top?
A - Maybe?

Q - Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
A - Nope.

Q - Shot a gun?
A - Nope.

Q - Donated Blood?
A - Tons O' Times.

WOULD YOU RATHER.
Pierce your nose or tongue? I have my nose pierced and I DO NOT WANT my tongue pierced.
Die in a fire or get shot? Ugh I guess shot? Fire seems kind of brutal, although if its spontaneous combustion, I'll take it.
Winter or Fall? Fall.
Left or Right? I don't know the difference.
Sunny or rainy? Sunny.

-Where do you live? Northport, Da BX.
-Are there 1 or 2 people in your life you can trust and rely on? Sure.
-Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl, unsuccessfully.
-What time is it? 10:10 am.
-What is your greatest hope/wish? To own a cupcake bakery. For Devon to get my name tattooed on his ass.
-Do you cook? Yes.
-Current mood? Happy! I don't have to go to work until 2 pm!

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
* Kissed someone? No.
* Sang? Probs.
* Listened to music? No, Emily sit in silence.

beachbunnie68x @ 2009-07-25T10:08:00

2009-07-25T14:14:48Z

Let's see.
I saw Moon at CAC with Cregan, Gregory and my father. It was lovely. The popcorn there is gross.

Went to LBI. Eh.

Devon came here. I worked a lot. We had anniversary dinner. It was cute. Watched the Wackness. It was a good movie.

Played Starfy. But not as much as I worked at Starbucks. Applying to jobs as I type this.

I drank with Kim and Devon. Got mad at Devon. His him in the side of the face with a biscuit. Made Cookie brownies.

Last night I ate jelly beans in bed. Devon woke up with a jelly bean stuck and entangled in his leg hair. Awesome.

Dropped Devon off at the ferry this morning. Went to get gas. Man at gas station comments on my hello kitty credit card. Tries to chat me up.

Now, I will play starfy. Then go to work. Then sleep. Then go to work. Then I have off! Then I open for three days. Then I go to Connecticut to sit in the woods and eat Jiffy pop.

S'later.

beachbunnie68x @ 2009-07-17T19:17:00

2009-07-17T23:19:26Z

I'm so sorry livejournal. I have neglected you so hard core. I've done this for several reasons.
1) The "G" key on my laptop only works when one hits it very hard.
2) I work basically everyday. It sucks.
3) I do other things now because my life isn't (as) sad as it used to be.

So let's see. Fourth of July I drove up to see Anna for her Birthday with Liz. We had Conneticut's best pancakes. They were pretty good but I think Connecticut could do better. On the way back we picked up Devon and were going to head to sonic. His father talked him out of it and therefore he was a wet blanket about it and therefore I was MAD because I was so friggen pod excited to go to Sonic. We went to the Red Rooster in Brewster. A mediocre silver medal compared to Sonic. We got back to Long Island and Liz went home to Jersey.

The next day, I got really sick. Like, horrible migraine, really sick. I haven't had a migraine since the big one that put me in the ER a few years ago. It was painful I sat in the dark and cried in pain and upset Devon who didn't know what to do with me but rub my head. No one would cover my shift. I cover EVERYONE'S shifts. No one had the decency to cover my shift, except one. Mira. Mira is the best manager, ever. Far superior to that weirdo bitch at Northport. Mira keeps everything clean and to standard and she tweezes my eyebrows, for I am her favorite and most reliable employee. So, Mira covers my shift and stays from open to close, which is 14 hours at our store. Not as bad as some stores, but still murder. I got a doctor's appointment so I didn't have to go to the ER. They gave me these funny dissolving pills, which mimicked some sort of hard drug upper. At 4 am I felt a migraine coming on, so I took the pill. I attempted to go back to sleep. I shot up and asked Devon,
"How did Chuckie Finster's mom die?"
He replied with, "What?!"
"How did Chuckie Finster, ya know from the rugrats, how did his mom die?"
Devon: "I don't know, go back to bed please."
"I NEED HAND LOTION!"

So the pills they gave me make me freak the fuck out. The next day was my day off. I laid low. Played some nintendo DS. Starfy is pretty much the best game ever. Devon even watched wedding shows on WE with me on TV which is sad because he hates Bridezillas and I can't get enough of 'em.
We took the Pcake to the beach the next day after I worked. Devon even woke up early to come to work with me which was surprising. Pcake and Kim had a good time, except we had to go through field 6, the nude beach. Lol. I basically sped up in front of everyone to walk faster because a man and his junk were like right next to us. We walked forever and ever and then Devon almost hit an Old Lady's car because he's a reckless driver and old people are slow.

Devon went home eventually after I worked and that was sad for me. I love Devon, except for sometimes. I mean, I love him all the time but sometimes we get into spats. So, I was changing my profile picture on facebook to this picture he had on his computer. I was on his laptop where nothing is labeled and I was lookin' around for this photo. All of the sudden, a wild Gonzo appears as I find naked pictures of his ex girlfriend. Before I o on I have to insert something, He had to use his backup hard drive right before he came and the drive is from about a year ago, therefore she's still on the drive. I did not think of this and instead freaked the fuck out. So I clicked the picture to enlarge it, however, I forgot I was in "Change your picture!!1!" mode on facebook. A naked picture of his muppet-looking ex girlfriend was my profile picture for like five minutes. Panicked, I tried to delete it. There is not delete option if it is your current picture. I was losing time, someone was going to see this. I finally got it off in about 45 seconds and no one said anything. Thank god. But severely awkward nonetheless. And then I reamed Devon for having them and then he said he didn't know, which I believe because he doesn't know a lot of stuff (zing!) I should have posted them on 4chan, because that girl is a fucking psychopath.

Anywho, I work all the time. All day every day and now I go on vacation.
Hooray!
S'later.

beachbunnie68x @ 2009-07-16T08:49:00

2009-07-16T12:51:42Z

"Tastes like someone spit in it."
-Dave Soper on Cinema Arts Centre popcorn.

beachbunnie68x @ 2009-07-02T13:47:00

2009-07-02T17:52:34Z

Last night, after a meal at the Candlelight Diner, Cregan had possibly the best idea ever.
If you know me, you know that I'm a sucker for stuffed animal claw machines. Cregan explained that he would like to see a montage of me winning. It will be so. This is the current project we will undertake.
S'later.

beachbunnie68x @ 2009-07-02T01:09:00

2009-07-02T05:12:25Z

"I see you windin', grindin', up on that pole, I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know... I wanna nom you."
- Devon Ohrt via videochat.

beachbunnie68x @ 2009-06-28T21:40:00

2009-06-29T01:43:54Z

I miss NYC.
I miss eating canolis in madison square park at night and fighting with Devon over what would happen in a zombie apocalypse.
I miss not spending every waking hour at starbucks.
I miss my friends.
I miss staying up late and napping consistently at the same time every day.
I miss uppers and downers and my wonderful roommate supplying me with drugs to keep me up for 36 hours.
I miss my neopets.

beachbunnie68x @ 2009-06-24T11:19:00

2009-06-24T15:23:41Z

Saw Up! in 3d last night with kim and devon. I cried like a small child. Disney/Pixars always do that to me.

Brody and I should go on a cross country road trip.

beachbunnie68x @ 2009-06-21T22:00:00

2009-06-22T02:18:43Z

I'm dying my hair red right now.
Devon wants to see it red. I want a kitten in the future. Even trade off.

Today I went to work. We played Mash and had Boston Market family dinner night.
Tomorrow Devon comes.
Tuesday is Double Date night with Neil and Steff.
Friday is Dave's wedding.
Maybe I'll post some stuff in between.
S'later.

beachbunnie68x @ 2009-06-20T11:03:00

2009-06-20T15:40:28Z

Happy 25th Birthday, Neil.
Happy 108th Birthday, Edward Cullen.

I haven't been updating very much, here's why...
I spend my days toiling away serving outlet mall rats overpriced coffee beverages. Tips are shitty, I made $19 dollars in tips for a 40 hour week. Work staff is shitty, people are catty bitches who like to talk smack about EVERYONE. I've even been caught up in it because it's all I'm surrounded by all the time since I put in the most hours besides Mira every week. I hate it there. I gave my last day: August 30th. I will be done with Starbucks forever. No more hot milk, no more stingy outlet mall shoppers, no more catty coworkers. The Tanger Outlet at the Arches is supposed to be modeled to look like an Italian villa in a place such as Naples, Italy. However, it looks like a Christmas village in a place such as Naples, Florida. The Starbucks is crazy busy, and we don't have many employees, let alone useful employees. It's corrupt and retarded and people who speak of climbin the corporate ladder from barista to manager ("But, I'm not supposed to tell anyone") are full of complete bullshit. I'm tired. MY life doesn't revolve around starbucks anymore. My friends aren't just those who I work with. I have a buttload of friends from all over the place and friends from all over the place came to my birthday party. My roommate does not work at starbucks. My boyfriend does not work at starbucks. A majority of the people in my life don't work at starbucks. I've done it before, I'll do it again. It's time to cut ties with Starbucks.

I had a birthday party on my birthday. It was fun, good turnout. Of course, the birthday sex song had to reach the beginning of its peak in popularity around my birthday. Yay. Not. I didn't cry on my birthday. I should write some thank you notes. I'll do that maybe tomorrow.
Today I have the day off. I'll make some cupcakes, watch some movies, eat dinner at my dad's and see Neil at some point because today is his birthday.
S'later.

beachbunnie68x @ 2009-06-07T22:05:00

2009-06-08T02:06:32Z